ofelia-s:

mamalovebone:

need a sex tip? Cosmo says fuck a donut. fuck a donut. just fuck the fucking donut you fucking piece of shit. fuck you


The problems arises when yo’ dick is either too small or too big for the doughnut.

ofelia-s:

mamalovebone:

need a sex tip? Cosmo says fuck a donut. fuck a donut. just fuck the fucking donut you fucking piece of shit. fuck you

The problems arises when yo’ dick is either too small or too big for the doughnut.


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10bullets:

Winter forest (by Åsmund Isaksen)

10bullets:

Winter forest (by Åsmund Isaksen)

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funkies:

teens who get expensive brand new cars as soon as they get their license

image

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faerieglade:

"theyre homophobic but theyre good people!!!" hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. are they really. are they REALLY. are they. are theyr eally. Are the

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orange-plum:

happycontender:

they saw the chance

You’re forgetting the best one

(via ithinkyourmomhascrabs)



iphone: [autocorrects i to I]
me: chill

dailyjlawrence:

“I don’t really care because it’s karma […] I talk about it on talk shows. That — that is perfect karma for me.” — Jennifer Lawrence on Late Night with Seth Meyers when asked what her brothers thought about her sharing childhood stories of them.

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zoe-mariaxo:

This is literally me EVERY TIME I go round someones house, or if i’m going round someones I don’t know I always ask whoever i’m with before like “do they have a cat?”

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I’m wearing stockings.

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